Denver Newscaster Disrespects Terrible Towel on “Orange Friday”

When will people learn that disrespecting the sacred “Terrible Towel” is a surefire path towards their utter demise? So many have found this out in the past. Former NFL players like Javeon Kearse, T.J. Houshmandzadeh and Ray Rice had disrespected the towel..hence the term “Former NFL Players”. Now Channel 7 in Denver, Colorado will soon find this out too come tomorrow afternoon, thanks to a newscaster who looks to have never played football in his life.

So congratulations Channel 7! Your non-athletic newscaster just open a can that the Ponies and yourselves will never be able to close. #HereWeGo

Brian Christopher Jenkins